OPB, Inc.
2324 Gossip Blvd. NE
Altoona, Alabama 24823
July 23, 1998
Ms. Ann Tacid
206 Lagrima SW
Albuquerque, NM 87102
Dear Ms. Tacid:
This is the information age! The prospects are all but overwhelming…if you have information. That’s where most people are going to lose out. Communications technology only works if there is something to communicate. Recent surveys prove that. Nearly 90% of the people polled prefer to have someone tell them something interesting during a conversation. The other 10% are comfortable hearing irrelevant facts. And that’s where we can help! We provide the technology that allows you to have the interesting information that will make your friends sit up and take notice.
OPB – Other People’s Business – provides the best in personal information gathering equipment. Who cares what China is doing? The Chinese, that’s who. The people you know want to know what’s up with the people they know.
Our PLDs (personal listening devices) can provide you with information that will make owning a telephone worthwhile for the first time in 37 years. The model 313 Super Ear uses state-of-the-art “AirWall” Technology to penetrate any known type of commercial or residential construction for crystal clear sound delivery. The 313 delivers information directly to the Direct Knowledge Headphones or to the MacroMem Digital sound recorder “for the record.”
We are offering this unique equipment on a one-week free trial. If not completely satisfied, simply return the set and we will instantly communicate with our bank in the Turks and Caicos islands for a timely refund of your full purchase price.
Send $15,239 to OPB, Inc. at the address on the letterhead today and we’ll send you a set of PowerPenetrator over-modulated ion-beam goggles – a $29,000 value – for only $12,029. That’s right! These phenomenal goggles can see through stucco, insulation, adobe, brick, concrete and steel or any combination thereof up to 14 inches. Need I say more?
Sincerely,
Walther Fensterbrugge
Director of Marketing
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